Wednesday, 28 July 2010

Cruisin' in meh nissan micra.

Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal crusing speed for pedophiles...

                                                          (For legal reasons i can't call this guy a pedo-file but he sure looks like one)

BANKSY


Who's banksy? No-one knows, only esculated rumours and copy cat faces have been spread accross the tabloids.
Banksy is well known for his massive wall murals and they have been spotted around the world in a number of places. Observers have noted that his style is similar to Blek le Rat, who began to work with stencils in 1981 in Paris and members of the anarcho-punk band Crass who maintained a graffiti stencil campaign on the London Tube System in the late 1970s and early 1980s. Banksy started as a freehand graffiti artist as one of Bristol's DryBreadZ Crew (DBZ), with Kato and Tes.He was inspired by local artists and his work was part of the larger Bristol underground scene. From the start he used stencils as elements of his freehand pieces, too. By 2000 he had turned to the art of stencilling after realising how much less time it took to complete a piece. He claims he changed to stencilling whilst he was hiding from the police under a dumper truck, when he noticed the stencilled serial number and by employing this technique, he soon became more widely noticed for his art around Bristol .

 In August/September 2006, Banksy replaced up to 500 copies of Paris Hilton's debut CD, Paris, in 48 different UK record stores with his own cover art and remixes by Danger Mouse. Music tracks were given titles such as "Why am I Famous?", "What Have I Done?" and "What Am I For?". Several copies of the CD were purchased by the public before stores were able to remove them, some going on to be sold for as much as £750 on online auction websites such as eBay. The cover art depicted Paris Hilton digitally altered to appear topless. Other pictures feature her with a dog's head replacing her own, and one of her stepping out of a luxury car, edited to include a group of homeless people, which included the caption "90% of success is just showing up.


He also In September 2006, Banksy dressed an inflatable doll in the manner of a Guantanamo Bay detainment camp prisoner (orange jumpsuit, black hood, and handcuffs) and then placed the figure within the Big Thunder Mountain Railroad ride at the Disneyland theme park in Anaheim, California.                                                                                                                                                    


In August 2004, Banksy produced a quantity of spoof British £10 notes substituting the picture of the Queen's head with Princess Diana's head and changing the text "Bank of England" to "Banksy of England." Someone threw a large wad of these into a crowd at Notting Hill Carnival that year, which some recipients then tried to spend in local shops. These notes were also given with invitations to a Santa's Ghetto exhibition by Pictures on Walls. The individual notes have since been selling on eBay for about £200 each. A wad of the notes were also thrown over a fence and into the crowd near the NME signing tent at The Reading Festival. A limited run of 50 signed posters containing ten uncut notes were also produced and sold by Pictures on Walls for £100 each to commemorate the death of Princess Diana. One of these sold in October 2007 at Bonhams auction house in London for £24,000.


Here's some of his other work.









QUOTES

I don't need sex, I get fucked everyday by the goverment. - Banksy

"Once upon a time there was a bear and a bee who lived in a wood and were the best of friends. All summer long the bee collected nectar from morning to night while the bear lay on his back basking in the long grass. When winter came the bear realised he had nothing to eat and thought to himself 'I hope that busy little bee will share some of his honey with me.' But the bee was nowhere to be found - he had died of a stress induced coronary disease."


— Banksy (Wall and Piece)

The greatest crimes in the world are not committed by people breaking the rules but by people following the rules. It's people who follow orders that drop bombs and massacre villages"


— Banksy

Think outside the box, collapse the box, and take a fucking sharp knife to it."


— Banksy


James Holden 2010 - wiki 2010 - http://www.banksy.co.uk/





Tuesday, 27 July 2010

Ali boulala out of prison and doing well....

As you might know, Ali Boulala killed Shane Cross when he smashed into the wall of the Tramway Hotel on March 7 2007 year. A rising superstar, Cross, 20, was a pillion passenger on the bike. Both atheletes had been to a club and was heavily 'Intoxicated' at the time of the accident. Shane cross unfornatly died and Ali was put into a serious coma.

After serving his time, and the extent of his injuries. Ali has been released and ESPN have caught up with rowley for a few words,



Flip skateboards also caught up with boulala,

BOULALA UPDATE

Ali is currently in Sweden with his family and friends, feeling good, doing good and very psyched to be out of jail and free again! stay tuned for regular Boulala updates.

"Thanks to everybody who has supported me throughout my time in hospital and jail, you guys know who you are. I am looking forward to getting back on my board and skating."

-Ali Boulala










Before the accident.

Rob smiths, dogger dubstep mix.

25 Min Dubstep Mix by TheDogger

Rob smiths, dogger dubstep mix.

Monday, 26 July 2010

Bit of' Banksy!

Amazing mural, wether its real or not.

Neither do I.

Get your wob wob wob boyle out!


Susan boyle 'DUBSTEP' remix, marmite much?

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